So as Im sitting here in Pepper Pipers living room in Reno, NV with some consistent internet and tired of updating and synchronizing calendars and cel phones, I decided its time to use this website what it was made for in the first place, which is letting all you know about whats going on in our world. The Fuck Yes Fuck Test Fuck Fest Tour wtih VX36 has kind of been broken up into 2 parts, the second half starting tomorrow in Vacaville. So what better time to recap the first half of things right now.
Where do we start, there really is no beginning and no end. The weekend before we left, we played 7 shows in 3 days, but that is its own story. Well just start this with the first show we played with Psychostick:
5/26/2009 at The Space in Salem, OR 8:00PM
Our good friends at The Space in Salem hooked us up with this show, figured we would try and rage as many shows as possible with Psychostick since they fucking kick ass. The thing about The Space is that across the street they just built some new apartments, and they all bitch about the noise, so shows have to start at 8PM and be over at 10PM. We threw the fuck down like we always do, followed by Psychostick throwing the fuck down like they always do. We had to depart as soon as the show was over though in order to make it down to our next show the same night:
5/26/2009 at The Samurai Duck in Eugene, OR 111:30PM
Zebulon Kostig, a one man experimental metal band from Bozeman, Montana was in town and striking out on finding any bands that were willing to play with him on a weeknight, so of course we stepped up to the plate and raged yet another show. We hate missing other bands sets, but we arrived right as Zeb was finishing his set, so we promptly loaded in and raged it for another hour. Then started getting shit ready for the massive hotdog bbq and Psychostick show the next day at:
5/27/2009 at The WOW Hall in Eugene, OR 8:00PM
Went to sleep late, woke up fucking early to go to Wal Mart and buy a new BBQ because the other one we have is fucking huge and I wanted something smaller. Followed by a trip over to Cash N Carry to pick up a few cases of the best goddamn hotdogs you have ever tasted. Ran down to the studio to finish up grabbing some things, building a bbq, getting the brakes fixes on the van, and repairing equipment. Back up to Eugene to start setting shit up for the BBQ.
Psychostick showed up right about the time the first round of hot dogs was coming off the grill, having no idea that every time we rage the wow hall we make over 100 hot dogs and fucking hook everyone up. Who do we thank for the hot dogs they ask, the motherfucking Athiarchists, it is our specialty, ask anyone that has been to one of our WOW Hall shows, all you have to do is show up early, and you get food! No one was hungry about half way through the hot dogs, so we decided to save the other half for after the show.
Only Nightmares raged it to start the night off. Followed by us tearing shit up as usual, followed by Psychostick showing Eugene just how they fucking throw the fuck down. Thank you to everyone who came out on a weeknight to show Psychostick what Eugene is all about. There were some fucking brutal motherfucking mosh pits that night, everyone had an awesome time, and I promise, we will have shirts/hoodies/hats soon, just not yet, becuase we spent all the money we made off our last round of shirts at Jack in the Box.
After the show, I finished grilling up the rest of the hot dogs, actually handed them to Psychostick as they came off the stage, and gave them to the first people to make it out of the show around to the back of the building. We said our goodbyes to Psychostick, not thinking we were going to see them again for awhile, Dano headed over to The Samurai Duck to hang out with whoever wanted to go get wasted, and I went home to sleep and wake up to drive to the next show:
5/28/2009 at Cheers in Vacaville, CA
Cheers is damn near our home away from home, we have put in a lot of time at this fine establishment, and yes, everybody knows our name, but then again, everybody knows everybodys name at Cheers. Believe it or not, both local bands no called/no showed this night which got us and soundman Matty talking about how we should make an example out of these bullshit local bands that do this shit. Next time a local band no call/no shows on an out of town band in their home town, we are going to go to their house with baseball bats, knock on the door, and beat the living shit out of them until they are unable to ever play music again. It is total bullshit, if you are going to say you are going to play a show, show up and play the fucking show! Regardless Cheers fucking raged as it always does, Vacaville is a crazy motherfucking town, it is always poppin on Thursday nights, and it is where we are returning to tomorrow, 2 weeks in a row
5/29/2009 at Spanckys in Cotati, CA
Holy fucking shit, it has been a long long fucking time coming. We have been wanting a show around Santa Rosa for so fucking long now its not even funny. So many of our friends live in and around there, and it is where VX36 and Tornback is from so we were really looking forward to this one. But once again, we had a local no call/no shower, WTF mate?? Doesnt fucking matter anyway, except for the fact that we had a shitload of people there to see us and had to cut our set early to make room for the last band that didnt even show up. Oh well, fuck it, after we went on, VX36 threw the fuck down for the first day of the Fuck Yes Fuck Test Fuck Fest tour, followed by our bros Tornback damn near burning the building down with their insane set. Come to find out the last band that was supposed to go on, was accross town watching another band play. All in all, motherfucking rager, so awesome to see everyone all together that we hang out with up there all the time in the same local bar, it kicked ass. This is where we were given our own personalized mini guitar hero guitars, apparently they make them and sell them in toy stores, and we didnt even know it, go to toys r us and pick yourself up one, they are fucking sick!! BTW the tour shirts are sick, and we probably sold 30 of the 70 that we ordered on this first night, so get your hands on one, or you wont get one.

The Athiarchists guitar hero guitars
5/30/2009 at Chris Club in Vallejo, CA
And here is our other home away from home, we got on this one at the last minute thanks to Nate from VX, so we decided to go on first, especially after one of the bands playing, which I dont even remember their name showed up with the quote “oh you guys are on the show”. It was funny because after we started, Brad the manager tried to stop us because as we started playing our first song “no call no show”, take a guess, one of the local bands no called and no showed, and he was trying to tell us to start later because we were missing a band. But anyone that knows The Athiarchists knows that once we start, it is like a fuse on a stick of dynamite, we dont start, we only play longer. So we played an extended set over an hour. Followed by VX36 and our good friends Thread from Vallejo, and another band that I dont even remember what their name was, sorry.
We head out to our good good friends Brents(Better Left Unsaid) house to hang out for the night and bullshit about everything we always talk about. One of the most hospitable people we know, and always has something interesting to talk about. Hope we can make it by there again somewhere else along this tour, because we are loaded with way way way more ammunition and stories this time around, thank you for everything Brent and Emily!!!
5/31/2009 at The Octopus Lounge in Pacifica
Man was it great to see our San Jose bros 3 Lunas again, it has been soo fucking long since we have played together. And it is great to get back to The Octopus Lounge, they always are cool as fuck. When we got there, there was some Jager band on the stage, dont remember the name of their band, but whenever a Jager band is in the house there is all sorts of Jager shwag all over the place. John(drums for VX) and I stacked 24 Jager cups for their Jager game and won Jager hats and shirts and necklaces and lighters and all sorts of shit. The first band delayed enough on starting their set that 3 Lunas, VX and us were forced to play like 25 to 30 minute sets, but oh well, it was an EPIC evening, 3 Lunas kicks fucking ass, and they will be coming up north soon. VX of course kicked some major ass as well, we closed out the night, and the bartender let us play until 20 minutes after the bar closed, which was fucking awesome considering everyones sets were cut short.
6/1/2009 at Johnny’s in Redding, CA
HOLY FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!!! If only we could have recorded this night, it could have quite possibly been one of the greatest Athiarchists shows ever. It was a total last minute show, and we did not know what to expect, but we were the only band, and it was our first time at this place. We were right across the street from Bombays, another sick metal bar in Redding. We were instructed to play 2 30 minute sets, but that is not really something we usually do. Oh well, we decided to play an hour, then take a 15 minute break for poeples ear drums, followed by another hour long set. The first set was insane, everyone was stoked, we stopped for a few, dano had some drinks, i had some water, and on to set number 2.
Everyone was appologizing for there not being a lot of people there, but anyone that knows us knows that there could be a negative ammount of people in the room and well still rage it the same. As we neared the end of our second set, about 30 people came rolling in, fucking wasted. One of them being our friend the owner of Bombays across the street, it was his birthday, as well as 2 other peoples birthdays. So we made up the birthday song, followed by the tip your bartender song, followed by a few more made up songs, followed by one more song, one more song, one more song, one more song, one more song, one more song, one more song……….Next thing you know it is 1:30 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close at 1AM. We played for over 3 1/2 hours total that night, and everyone cant wait for us to return there this Friday, and next Friday, Redding, you guys are fucking AWESOME!!!!!! We will see you guys soon
6/2/2009 at The Tonic Lounge in Reno, NV with Psychostick
Ok so Pepper Piper sets up this show for us today, June 3rd at The Tonic in Reno, with his band Drit Communion, we see that our bros Psychostick are playing there the day before, so well just roll over to Reno and check out the Psychostick show. It was a day off and we hate taking days off. But we also like eating a shitload of food at Hometown Buffet, which is something we cant really do when we are playing a show because we puke it all up. So we gorged ourselves at Hometown Buffet, stopped by Sacramento Guitar Center and cleaned them out of all 40 sets of GHS Heavy Weight strings that they had, then headed up the 80 to Reno. Showed up at The Tonic and hung out with Psychostick for the afternoon. They are like, hey, why arent you guys playing this show tonight? We were like I dont know, lets ask someone here. Turns out the sound guy is in Dirt Communion and is totally down with us raging the place 2 nights in a row. So typical Athiarchists style we roll around back and open up the show that we were never on in the first place. Psychostick fucking threw the fuck down and we all ended up at Pepper Pipers house afterwords talking about quite possibly some of the funniest shit ever discussed…..and I dont even remember what it was.
Woke up thismorning and said our goodbyes to Psychostick, they are off to go camping somewhere on their day off, and I hope wherever it is they went, it isnt raining or thunder/lightning as much as it is here right now. I guess this is way better than it being 110 degrees and dry as fuck right? Keep you posted on the rest of the shit, hopefully in a little shorter blog, just needed to do this to get caught back up on things, let everyone know whats going on in Athiarchists world. Getting ready to go set up at The Tonic again tonight, then off to Cheers again tomrorow, thank you everyone, this tour has been nothing short of a RAGER!!!!
Aaron
THE ATHIARCHISTS